As a business
owner with years of experience in both the retail and service industry
understands that there is a HUGE difference between signing the front of a
check than to signing the back of it.
professional actor he has found the ability to express certain powerful
truths which inspire and motivate people to be greater than they ever
He would love to help you or
your company and to share the knowledge and wisdom he has accumulated
over the years. He has an unquenchable yearning to teach and help
others. In so doing he seeks to make a change in the world for a greater
good and give more meaning to everyone's life.
David can be
quite serious or as silly as a clown; as the situation specifies. In
depth, life changing philosopher, focused motivational speaker or purely
will see David in action as:
Poofteh R. Jellybell, Lord
Chamberlain of the Household and Herald to the King of England TM
- What can one say about Poofteh? Well, first of all he is BETTER than you. He is better than
David. He is better than Everyone! uh... Except the King of course,
and he is not absolutely certain about that! He is an employee of
the King but also the Lord Chamberlain Of The Household responsible for every
miniscule nuance of the castle and the King's busy, hectic schedule.
He is an effeminate snob with Narcissistic Personality Disorder and
demonstrates how snobbery and narcissism lead to a lack of faith and
trust. All while making you laugh of course. He will teach how the
proper bootlicking servility is desirable for one's superiors, how
courteousness with one's peers is preferable and how the harshest
discipline is necessary for one's underlings. He will teach the
importance of following the plan laid out and the consequences for
thinking outside the box, The Stocks! Since he is both employee and
employer he understands the "Art Of Management"
intrinsically. The best leaders are the ones who know how to follow
and the followers "the grunts in the trenches" often know
thoroughly the immediate necessities to get the job done. When both
work together, a synergy is produced that leads to unstoppable
success. His audience interactive presentations will leave
Everyone saying: I never thought about it that way before!
will see David in action as: Winston Marlboro
What can I say about Winston? He
will give you a flying drop-kick of truth! He was born in the backseat
of a Greyhound Bus going down Highway 41. The driver pulled over into
the parking lot of
The Big Chicken where he was birthed. A
Native American Medicine Man once told him that the spirit of the
chicken entered into him making him powerful. Chickens are usually,
chickens; but The Big Chicken's spirit was so BIG (56 feet tall)
that he didn't have to run from anyone. After several mishaps on the
rodeo circuit he decided to become a motivational speaker. He will teach
your employees the power of honesty and simplicity. He will teach how
dumb is smart and smart just don't make no sense! He will teach
your employees how to ride fast, shoot straight and speak the truth.
He will make them understand the pressures of management and will teach
management the pressures of employees. Finally bringing both to a
better understanding of their roles, their mission, their strengths and
their weaknesses. Ultimately resulting in a tighter knit team where
everyone can and Will perform at their best. Break out the
diapers for his audience interactive presentation. The janitor will
thank you for it!
- MORE CHARACTERS COMING SOON!!!
Father Humility: The Priest
with a Heart of Gold!
Paramedic Phil Gude: To save
a Life you first have to have one to Save!